
It certainly isn’t the first Portal 2 turret replica we’ve seen, but it probably is one of the cheapest. The sentry turrent USB desk defender measures 7.5-inches tall and is an officially licensed Portal 2 collectible. If you move the turret or turn it on its side, it vibrates and offers up a number of “error” messages, such as “critical error,” “shutting down,” “malfunctioning”, “I don’t hate you” or “hey, hey, hey.” And after 30 seconds without movement, the turret will ask: “Are you still there?” The turret is also equipped with limited audio capabilities, repeating phrases like “target acquired,” “there you are,” “I see you,” “preparing to dispense product,” or “activated.”

The turret sits on your desk and monitors motion, opening its menacing side ports to reveal mini machine guns. The toy – officially titled the “Portal 2 Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender” – connects to your computer via an included USB cable.

Lego Dimensions 71203 Level Pack PORTAL 2 Chell, Sentry Turret & Companion Cube. Yes, for $39.99 you can have your very own USB powered Portal 2 Sentry turret. Portal 2 Sentry USB Turret Desk Defender, ThinkGeek 2012 Motion Activated.

It’s probably safe to say that most fans of the video game franchise will probably like the new Portal toy ThinkGeek has introduced just in time for holiday shopping. Portal 2 Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender We don’t know what you are doing at your desk that you need yet another desktop sentry (remember the Yoda sentry ) but now the Portal 2 Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender is here to guard against intruders.
